The following are interesting chinese illustrates showing the difference between male and female from getting out of bed.
Left: Woman
Right: Man

Time to wake up.

1. Woman: Brushing teeth.  Man: Sleeping.
2. Woman: Washing face.  Man: Scratching

3. Woman: Toning lotion.  Man: Sleeping
4. Woman: Whitening.  Man: Turning the body.

5. Woman: Emulsion.  Man: Sleeping.
6. Woman: Shield cream, sunscreen.  Man: Making noise.

7. [...]

A woman from Kaohsiung city cannot stand her husband for having strong desire, who wants to make love almost every day for 10 years.  Sometimes they make love four or five times per day, including the days when her period comes.  In May this year, she reported to the police requesting for domestic violence protection [...]

On July 28, a young man disguised as Garfield on Beijing night street, and made a proposal to his girlfriend.  They were in the relationship for 6 years.  When ‘Garfield’ appeared in front of the girl (blue shirt), she did not know it was her boyfriend.  The passers-by applauded for them when they saw him [...]

A military fans had his wedding in military style.  He named the wedding as “Mission 6.29″.

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A 90-year-old monk from Duchang County, Jiangxi had was going to married a 45-year-old divorced woman, Hu Saimei.  Xiaheng was a monk since 17.  After 70 years of being a monk, he found his true love.  In 2003, Xiaheng knew Hu Saimei through a marriage agency in Duchang.
Xiaheng said his mother met a monk on [...]